Who the Fuck is Big Body Bes?

Some of my favorite features of the year have come from a guy who doesn't rap, sing or do anything except say some ridiculous, incredibly self-aggrandizing shit on Action Bronson tracks. He's had features on the intros of Bronson's last two projects, and as Bronson himself says, his intros have "nothing to do with the project, honestly. He doesn't say my name one time. He says nothing about the project, nothing like that." He goes on to explain that Big Body is his fresh off the boat Albanian cousin who is constantly in and out of jail. So basically, AB likes the crazy shit his hood-rat cousin says and just lets him say whatever he wants at the beginning of his albums. And even though he doesn't say a word about Bronson, or even really acknowledge he's being recorded for a track, he is absolutely perfect for the Action Bronson style.
I love him on the intros, but I think I like him even more when he pops up in the middle of a song like at the end of "Strictly 4 My Jeeps" where he says, "Take it back to 5th grade, punch you in your face on picture day."  I'm pretty sure that's the man himself humping the morbidly obese background dancer at the :48 mark. He's like the guy on Jay-Z's Threat, only Big Body isn't a character played by Cedric the Entertainer.

In fact, he isn't a character played by anybody. The man's twitter profile picture is his inmate ID card.

Assuming @BigBodyBesNYC, isn't another Albanian cousin of Action Bronson

So he's done time and he also claims he's good at it.  The "'06 commissary king" had the most tuna in the    joint. Tuna is one of the most prized and expensive food items off the commissary list due to its high protein content, so apparently Body's got some pull on the inside.

I don't care if he's making it all up, though. I would gladly listen to a Big Body Bes mixtape that consisted of nothing but him talking over beats (especially if they're by Harry Fraud, Party Supplies, or Alchemist). After all, his whole life is a fucking discography b.